Professor Mamba: Recession. What recession?

In these times of angst and mayhem, don’t tell me that you can’t go out with something that could work and or at least prick interest. If it weren’t for my son, I would never have come across this leaflet/handout. As a rule I hate the robot “hander-outers”of paper, but this one is special.

As an industry we remain obsessed with the ASA and any communication that we put out into our brand fraternity has to be and needs to be, and more specifically, is required to be real.

But times are tough and new business is required to advertise, promote and expose our consumers to everything and anything that will entice a call to action. Not that I endorse making claims in any form of advertising or communication that could not be substantiated. But hey, maybe they can?

Here's one for the records and here is one for the saviour. If you are taking strain, you need not worry any further. Following this is an exact translation of the orange leaflet that my son grabbed at the robot.

Now what brand could ever promise such magic? I wish my clients could provide the brief that included the promises that Professor Mamba can. Could you imagine the advertising communications could be created off the claims of the Mamba brand?

He is out there and a prospective client; more specifically he understands marketing or he wouldn't be at every robot. Enjoy.

Professor Mamba hailed as the Herbalist of the year 2005 and 2006, consecutively has opened up in Centurion, city of Tshwane. He is an astrologer, Herbalist, Healer and Researcher. He is the proud winner of the Eastern, African Herbalists Control Council Award for a Life-time Achievement in Astrology and Herbal Healing.

1. Read & tell ALL your problems before you mention them to him
2. Bring back a lost lover, even if lost for a long time
3. Remove bad spells from homes, businesses etc.
4. Ensure that promotion you have desired for a long time at work or in your career
5. Remove the black spot in your hands that keeps taking your money away
6. Find out why you are not progressing in life and the solution
7. Introducing (Mulondox) blend for enlarging the penis in both length and girth of the tissues and muscles thus increasing size. It naturally releases suspensory ligaments from the base of the testicles making it big and strong on a permanent basis with 100% erection capability
8. Elimate any family fights between children & parents, in-laws, husband, wife and ensure peace & harmony in home
9. Recover stolen property and trace the whereabouts of people that hurt you
10. Attract customers to your business and turn your trade into a favourite among clients
11. Ensure excellent school grades even for children with mental disabilities
12. Guarantee that you are loved and trusted by your colleagues, husband, wife, in-laws, friends etc.
13. Quite alcohol, smoking, drugs using purely herbal therapies with no side effect
14. THIS POINT DROPPED OFF THE FLYER
15. Get you married to that lover of your life in a short time and seal up your marriage with eternal love and happiness
16. Heal women problems of barrenness, disturbing menstruation, abnormally long pregnancies etc.
17. Ensure that a single person gets a partner in shortest time
18. Bring supernatural luck into your life to win chance games like lotto, casino dice, black jack, machines etc.
19. Bring you to see your enemies and make demands on them using a mirror

(ALL TEST CHALLENGES CAN BE OVERCOME IN 5 DAYS)

STOP SUFFERING IN SILENCE RUSH TO GET THAT HELP YOU NEED IF NOT FOR YOU, DO IT FOR YOUR LOVED ONE.

Confidential Guaranteed
CONSULTATON R200-00
ALL WHITES, BLACKS, COLOURED, ETC WELCOME.

CONTACT PROF MAMBA
7 Boabab Street
Cnr Lenchen South & John Vorster Drive
(Opposite KFC), Centurion, Tshwane

CALL OFFICE: 012 663 9308
CELL 071 535 0689

So there you have it. What recession. All can be solved. All can be sorted. What a brand.